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We Bought a Zoo

January 15, 2012
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Overall:★½☆☆☆ 
Filmmaking/Artistic:★★☆☆☆ 
Storytelling:½☆☆☆☆ 

Horribly clunky dialogue. All stuff you’ve seen before, but set in a zoo. An example: Know how you can tell the teenage boy is upset at his mom’s death? His drawings are violent and dark! (And it’s Hollywood, so his drawings are in this fancy leather journal, of course.) Also, the little girl is cute, but it’s Hollywood, so dad interacts with her as if she is an adult, asking for parenting advice.  Was wishing for Chipwrecked.

Guest Review from Your Movie Monkey’s 12-year-old daughter, Drama

I didn’t know what to expect from this movie.  From the commercial, the theme seems to be “a touching and inspiring family movie”, but it is packed with cussing.  The story was good but got side tracked.  Overall, my favorite part was the sets.  I liked how it ended, but the beginning was slow.  It was worth seeing.

50/50

January 15, 2012
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Overall:★★★★☆ 
Filmmaking/Artistic:★★★★☆ 
Storytelling:★★★★☆ 

An excellent movie, even though it has Seth Rogen. (For the life of me, I don’t get why he is so popular.) Best performance by an actor I’ve seen in a long, long time. (Joseph Gordon-Levitt). Of course there is some ridiculous crassness because of Seth Rogan, Gordon-Levitt conveys so much with just his face. Along with Wit, another great movie detailing the pain of facing cancer essentially alone. Not for kids, of course.

Win Win

January 15, 2012
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Overall:★★★☆☆ 
Filmmaking/Artistic:★★★☆☆ 
Storytelling:★★★☆☆ 

It is unbelievable that this movie had a 91% positive on rotten tomatoes. Very, very well acted. Funny in places, and moving. But it’s predictable as they come. Your Movie Monkey outlined the plot in his head in the first 5 minutes. And it’s definitely slow in places. Bobby Cannavale is phenomenal as Paul Giamatti’s buddy Terry, and Jeffery Tambor is great as usual. It’s just slow. Not There Will Be Blood slow, but slow. Oh yes, and fans of the Office will enjoy seeing Amy Ryan in a serious turn.

The Conspirator

January 15, 2012
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Overall:★★★½☆ 
Filmmaking/Artistic:★★★½☆ 
Storytelling:★★★½☆ 

An interesting movie, perhaps a little slow in spots. Well acted for sure, nice scenery. Made Your Movie Monkey curious whether Mary Seurat was an innocent bystander as the movie portrays.

Soul Surfer

January 15, 2012
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Overall:★★★★☆ 
Filmmaking/Artistic:★★★★☆ 
Storytelling:★★★★☆ 

So, I knew critics wouldn’t like this because it presents a family that actually likes each other and doesn’t swear. They will claim unrealistic, of course, but this movie (based on a true story) was inspirational. Sure, maybe a few times that the dialogue feels a little stiff, but my guess is that they had a much smaller budget than other big Hollywood movies. A moving story, for sure.

The Fighter (2010)

January 15, 2012
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Overall:★★★★☆ 
Filmmaking/Artistic:★★★★☆ 
Storytelling:★★★★☆ 

Another good recommendation, this time from mom. (Awwwww.)  Based on a true story, the movie is about a pair of brothers who box.  The older brother knocked Sugar Ray Leonard down (or he tripped, it isn’t clear) in a fight 12 years ago and still relieves his glory days, but is a crack addict.  Christian Bale is brilliant at this part, and is almost uncomfortably thin while doing it.  (Actors who do this have always amazed Your Movie Monkey).  The younger brother is played by Mark Wahlberg, who is also great.  The influence of the crack, and the problems that arise from having his mother as manager all make this a great movie about about difficult family relationships, but also the will to succeed, etc.  Normally Your Movie Monkey is not a fan of sports movies (if you’re thinking of recommending a movie to YMM where a ragtag group of group of kids is able to beat all odds and win some kind of contest through the help of a noble coach, please don’t bother :-) ).  But this one is well worth it.

The Social Network

January 15, 2012
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Overall:★★★★☆ 
Filmmaking/Artistic:★★★★☆ 
Storytelling:★★★★☆ 

Really interesting, funny, well-acted movie.  Beuadelaire liked it too.  Probably not for kids under 14… inappropriate in small bits, would be boring to them anyway.

The King’s Speech

January 15, 2012
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Overall:★★★★☆ 
Filmmaking/Artistic:★★★½☆ 
Storytelling:★★★★½ 

Another great movie.  Not quite as good as True Grit but definitely worth seeing if you like this kind of thing (movies about historical kings with speech impediments).

True Grit (2010)

January 15, 2012
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Overall:★★★★½ 
Filmmaking/Artistic:★★★★☆ 
Storytelling:★★★★★ 

Wow, that was a good movie.  Your Movie Monkey is not even a fan of westerns, but this was great.  Sure, it had a bit of Coen brothers level graphic violence, but it fin in with the story.  A friend of Your Movie Monkey said it was one of the best of 2010, and Your Movie Monkey agrees.

What makes us human: Defiance

September 13, 2009
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Overall Rating: B−
Filmmaking/Artistic: B−
Storytelling: C+
MPAA Rating: R (Realistic depiction of Nazi crimes and resistance countermeasures)

The pitch

As this film portrays the true story of Belarussian Jews who resisted the evil of the Nazis (and in some cases their own countrymen), Your Movie Monkey does not believe a humorous “pitch” is appropriate.

Mini-review

Although Your Movie Monkey is not enough of a history buff to confirm the accuracy of the claim, this movie retells the story of Belarussian Jews who resisted the orders of the invading Germans to go to their deaths. 

Led by 4 brothers, these Jews hid out in the woods beginning with the 1941 invasion, and lasting for about 3 years.  While in some cities the number of Jews was dropped from the thousands to 50 in a few short weeks, these descendants of these 1200 survivors now number in the thousands or tens of thousands.

The two eldest of the brothers, who experience or learn of the murders of their parents, wives, and children, are played by Daniel Craig (the oldest who leads the band) and Liev Schreiber (the second oldest who ends up joining the Red Army in resistance), and both do a decent job.  Schreiber’s character, Zus Bielinski, is a militant intent on revenge, while Craig’s character, Tuvya, believes that refusal to stoop to the level of the Germans is what makes them human.

The two philosophies clash often throughout the film.  As an example, the brothers decide that they will only take food from farmers “who can afford the loss”, and they take milk from a farmer who claims that if he doesn’t make his quota, the Germans will kill him and his family.  They take the milk (and Zus takes the farmer’s coat as well), but Zus believes they should kill the farmer who is a witness.  Tuvya lets him live, only to have him lead the Germans to their camp.

These moral dilemmas are highlighted in the conversations between a rabbi and an intellectual who become friends and enjoy good natured argument.  Further, the people who live with Tuvya and Tuvya himself are presented with a real dilemma when they capture a blond-haired, blue-eyed German solider, who is clearly terrified.  They find valuable information on this German who screams “Bitte, ich habe eine Frau und kleine Kinder! (Please, I have a wife and small children!”)  While Tuvya willingly turns his back, the Jews scream in return “And my brother’s name was Max!  And my mother’s name was Anna!”, and cannot resist, and beat him to death.

As a film, it seemed a little  bit plodding.  Your Movie Monkey found himself hitting fast forward on several occasions.  Plus, the characters speak a combination of their native tongue and accented English.  Your Movie Monkey finds this construct distracting… if there is to be a switch to English, just switch to unaccented English.  (It’s the Kevin Costner Theorem.)

But even with these slow pieces, it feels like an honor to watch the resolve of these people who were faced with unmitigated evil, and who choose to take everyone along with them (including the elderly and the sick), so that no one would be left behind.

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